Writing

I write a weekly newsletter that can be subscribed to here. Pay if you can, don’t if you can’t. I’m your Bernie now.

Merrill Markoe and I wrote an Audible book. It’s called “The Indignities of Being a Woman” and that’s what it’s about. You can buy it here.

I’ve written a copious amount for VICE.
I write about recovery for the Small Bow.
I’ve written for The Stranger.
The same goes for Jezebel.
And The Guardian.
The same went for Grantland, R.I.P.
And Curbed LA, R.I.P.
I was the “Senior Hulu Correspondent” at Thrillist.

I will write anything, up to and including your eulogy, for money. Email me.