I have a, sigh, Substack that can be subscribed to here. Pay if you can, don’t if you can’t. I’m your Bernie now.

Merrill Markoe and I wrote an Audible book. It’s called The Indignities of Being a Woman and that’s what it’s about. Email me if you want a bootleg copy.

For years, I toiled in the content mines of VICE.
I’ve written for Popula.
And Jezebel.
And The Guardian.
And Grantland, R.I.P.
And Curbed LA, R.I.P.
I was the “Senior Hulu Correspondent” at Thrillist.

I will write anything, up to and including your eulogy, for money. Email me.